With My Skills and This .... I could've been Playing for ManYoo

A Bolivian football team's former physiotherapist says he gave players the sex drug Viagra to help them play at high altitude in the main city.

Rodrigo Figueroa told La Prensa newspaper he had prescribed Viagra, which oxygenates the blood, to at least nine players in his team, Blooming.

The team from Santa Cruz, 400m (1,300ft) above sea level, were playing at more than 3,500m in La Paz.

Players were unaware of what they were taking, the physiotherapist said.

He stressed that Viagra was not on the list of banned drugs.

1Malaysia Needs to Permeate to Our Foreign Workers As Well

The aforementioned Yee Mee. It was quite nice actually! Not bad for a Bangladeshi.On my way home from the International Book Fair, I had some yee mee and tea at The Mall where I parked my car. After collecting my order, the keeper, a Bangladeshi pushed my tray on and put some plastic cutlery. I then grabbed the chopsticks but he tried to stop me. He said, "Encik, ini orang Cina saja pakai makan!" and gave me a disbelieving look. What? Just because I am Malay, then I'm not allowed to use chopstick .... or something even more worrying. Even the foreign workers sees us trapped in our 'racial borders'. More work for Najib me think.

Indecent Proposals for the Clintons

US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is offering the chance to spend a day with her husband Bill in exchange for help paying off her campaign debt.

The offer was sent to supporters of Mrs Clinton in an e-mail from her former campaign manager, James Carville.

Mrs Clinton owes $2.3m (£1.5m)from her run for the Democratic Party nomination for the presidency last year.

For a $5 donation, supporters enter a draw for several prizes including a day with the former US president.

I don't think there will be any takers should my wife offered me off for auctions :(

Now This is a Confusing Message

MUAR: Politicians should not be too quick to berate teachers for taking action against problem students.

Deputy Education Minister Datuk Dr Wee Ka Siong said teachers should not allow themselves be led by politicians, and that meetings with any affected parties should take place in schools.

“I have heard about a teacher in Muar who was called by an opposition assemblyman, and asked to apologise to the parents whose children were punished in class.

Is the Minister for or against teachers using a bit of 'old school love' to instill discipline on the children or another lip service? I'm confused!

This is Interesting .... Will check for ant bite marks before dishing out the MC

PETALING JAYA: The same type of ant which sent Butterworth boy Loh Kean Beng to the intensive care unit is also known as “MC ant” among some locals in Penang.

This is because there are people who voluntarily get a bite from thesemut Selangor to induce dizziness and fever so that they can get a medical certificate (MC) and a day off work, claims the Seberang Prai municipal council’s special squad chief M. Raju.