Customers Are Just a Bunch of Suckers

I waited until almost noon before contacting Astro, and guess what, they had to make a fresh report before any action can be taken. They were not even sure if the technician has been dispatched to sort my case out. Again, a promise that everything would be sorted out in 48 hours. This time, I was having none of it.

I insisted on speaking to the on duty manager as the lady on the other end of the line was clearly not able to sort the situation out. 10 minutes later, she relented. The initial excuse was, she had to trace out all the previous calls and contact the technical unit. I said, she can do it while I stayed on the line.

She assured me that the manager would call me in a bit, but again, I insisted that I would stay on the line while waiting for her to get her act together.

I only agreed to hang up if I was given the name of the Manager and how to contact him through a direct line. None of this 1300 number with touchtone selections business anymore.

The Manager did call me after 30 minutes to apologise. He realised that this was my sixth call, the first being the 10th of August. We agreed that the problem would need sorting today. I thanked him, but asked if he agreed that if I did not insist on speaking to him, it would be another few days before my problem sorted out. And that is if I was lucky.

At about 2.30 pm, a technician rang to inform me he was coming. I then asked for his name and whether he was informed by the central office about my issues. His name was Yap, and no, the only clue he had was he was referred to check what the problem was. No, a set top replacement is only possible after another green light from Astro. And this was despite the previous visit by his colleague on Tuesday confirming that the decoder unit needed replacing.

I called the Astro manager from earlier, a gentleman called Fauzi. Told him to inform the technician that he would need to come with a decoder, otherwise not to bother coming over at all. It would just be wasting both his and my time.

So, Mr Yap came over with a new decoder. He agreed that the decoder needed replacing. He did that. And everybody went home happy. It only took him literally 3 minutes to get the job done. I was also informed by the manager that during the time my service was cut, I would get a refund. I told him that that was the least he could do. The decent thing would be to give the whole month free, but then again, Astro is not in the business in making their customers happy. At the end of the day, the customers were just a bunch of suckers!

The morale of the story? First, the Customer Service advisor is very efficient in calling if you miss your bills. As for sorting out your problems, be prepared to call multiple times. Second, if you want things sorted out after a second phonecall, insist on talking to the manager. Third, the computer system in terms of recording our complaint stream with Astro left a lot to be desired. The funding might have gone into making their advert instead I guess. Those adverts in HD must have cost a bomb!

Fourth, Astro Customer Service does not communicate sufficiently to their technical support. And vise versa. Fifth, be prepared to mess up your Saturday just to get what should have been a simple problem sorted out. To be honest, from now on, I don't trust Astro customer service anymore. They made promises they couldn't deliver. Repeatedly. It would take more than a lip service to won me back. It's a shame that they had such a monopoly.

Things to do

Things to do this morning? Pretty simple. First, stay with Idlan who had been running temperature overnight but was in great spirit this morning. And second, where is Astro? I had to call them again yesterday - call number 5 - as apparently my case had been closed.

So, they promised me that there will be a new a technician with a new Astro Decoder unit at my house by 10 am this morning. Well, it was past that now ..... I'll give I until noon before I call them again I think.

Giving it the boot?!

Well, the good news of the technician coming over was tempered by the fact that apparently there was nothing that he could do, and I, yes, the customer not him, had to call Astro again to tell them that the box was faulty and need replacing.

When I called - I mean pressed the combination of 2,4 and 3 after calling the number to answer the pre-recorded question - the lady on customer support asked me exactly what my wife was told, and after a few minutes explaining, I suggested that she should just contact the technician directly as I have his mobile number with me. On second thought, maybe not. They might just mess things up further.

So, another promise of "everything would be sorted out within 48 hours", until I reminded her that the first call came through last week. According to her, there was no record that I called them yesterday! Sigh! Now they had a bad database system to add to their list of inadequacies.

At least it was Wednesday today. At least they had a couple of days to sort the mess out before the weekend. What I could not understand was, it should have been the technician contacting Astro directly about the replacement. There would be no need for us to be the messenger to explain what had transpired. Why should I waste my time making the phone call. I did not mind making it, but it just reflected how much they value their customers. "Don't bother sorting their problem, they would just call back if they need anything!"